Shoutout to my grandma!
It's the only way she can hear me!
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?