What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
The owl.
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
When do astronauts eat?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What is the coolest country?
What did the sick chicken say?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where would you find an elephant?