What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?