What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What shape is bad at driving?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?