Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Pink Floyd.
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How is cat food sold?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why are fish such good architects?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?