Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?