What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
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What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
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What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you get when two plants kiss?