What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?