Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?