What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Which state is the cleanest?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which animal will never go bald?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?