You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the dog overweight?
Which subject has two parts?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?