What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Boxing Day.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?