What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Deer.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why are trees always so positive?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do T-Rexes shop?