What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
Where do chips wear socks?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do bees chew?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?