Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the person sit on the clock?