How do football players deal with their problems?
Tackle them head-on.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did summer catch autumn?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a forklift?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?