Where do cats go on vacation?
Meow-i.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do nosey peppers do?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a tree's least favorite month?