Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
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Which celebrity became a great detective?
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Why did the barber win the race?
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Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why are cause and effect so close?
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What did the waiter ask the frog?
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