What animal loves a baseball game?
A bat.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?