What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?