What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How are teens like cats?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?