What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
What do you give a sick pig?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which family member has tusks?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is the color of the wind?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How did the tree feel in spring?