What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What nationality is Santa Claus?