What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What bird is always sad?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?