Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
A book just fell on my head.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?