What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
When is a black dog not a black dog?