There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What tea do footballers drink?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?