What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What animals make the best students?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?