What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?