What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?