I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
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How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Do dads always snore?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?