How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a peanut in space?