Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the foal cough?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?