Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?