Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Because they want a grand slam.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do billboards talk?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?