What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a small mom?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do billboards talk?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?