How do you massage a chicken wing?
Give it a dry rub.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the mare gain weight?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?