Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a pig thief?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?