Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Yellowcard.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What shape has a knighthood?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which hot drink loves golf?