What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
A pigtail.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do stars go to college?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?