What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What is another name for a cow?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?