Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?