What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What do you call two birds in love?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What insect runs away from everything?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?