Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a watch's eldest relative?