What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?