What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?