Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school!
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which dogs love to study science?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?