What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do horses navigate at night?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?