We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which state has the best streets?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?