What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call lending money to a bison?